Trolling a Troll

The other day I was browsing Buzzfeed and found this gem of an article. It features an incredibly spoiled and bratty teenager who calls himself “lavish” with an interesting Instagram feed. He is, as Buzzfeed puts it, the worst teenager on Instagram.

This kid needs to be slapped. He uploads photos of his extravagant lifestyle, then goes and calls his followers peasants and treats them like the feudal lords of old. At least on IG he does, I doubt he would do that in person.

Anyway, I decided to do some trolling of my own. Here’s a comment I left on one of his photos.

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There, that’ll get through to him. No but seriously, check out his feed. Where are all the hot girls? Where are the parties? Where are the shots with celebrities or appearances at major events? Wherever, whenever he poses, he is always alone. That’s not quite the lifestyle of the rich and famous; just a spoiled rich kid with no idea what to do with such an extraordinary blessing.

Source: BuzzFeed

Papoy = A toy (from Despicable Me)

  • Gru: [sighs] It is just a toy, now stop it. [Agnes faints] Okay, Okay! I'll fix it! Tim! Mark! Phil! [three minions come in] This is very important. You have to get the little girl a new unicorn toy.
  • Minion #1: Eh? Bapoi? [gibberish]...bapoi?
  • Minion #2: No-no-no-no-no-no. Pa-poy.
  • Minion #1: Ah, Papoy! [the third minion chuckles]
  • Gru: Hey, hey, hey! A toy!
  • Minion #1: Da, da, da. Papoy. [scoffs]
  • Gru: Go, and hurry! [the three minions walk off]

Source: en.wikiquote.org

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me combo #1 now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Me, ordering from Taco Bell when I’m starving.

“Inspired” (by Imagination)

While people do appreciate photography, they don’t always know the lengths photographers have to go to to get that perfect shot. My hat’s off to them. As a wannabe photographer on Instagram, I can sort of relate, to a lesser extent, to the shenanigans pro photographers go through for a photo.

I have found myself in awkward situations like standing in the middle of a busy street with cars honking at me, or sneaking up on cows while attempting a close-up. Most of my photography remains private while I hone my skills, but when I feel confident about a shot I take, I publish it for all to view.

You can check out my photostream here on Tumblr or straight-up follow me on Instagram (pssst, click here: Instagram).

Source: youtube.com

Vader & Son (by Chronicle Books) Apparently there is a lighter side to the dark side (pun explicitly intended). It’s so funny to think of Darth Vader, one of the best known villains in film, and any work of fiction for that matter, as a loving, playful father. If this children’s book doesn’t make you at least smile, there’s something wrong with you. via Laughing Squid
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Vader & Son (by Chronicle Books)

Apparently there is a lighter side to the dark side (pun explicitly intended).

It’s so funny to think of Darth Vader, one of the best known villains in film, and any work of fiction for that matter, as a loving, playful father. If this children’s book doesn’t make you at least smile, there’s something wrong with you.

via Laughing Squid

Source: chroniclebooks.com

Memorable dialogue from Nacho Libre

  • Esqueleto: I'm sick of hearing about your stupid orphans.
  • Nacho: What did you just say?
  • Esqueleto: I hate orphans!
  • Nacho: Say it again to my face.
  • Esqueleto: I hate them.
  • Nacho: Come again?
  • Esqueleto: I hate all the orphans in the WHOLE WORLD!