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A Review of The Hobbit

Well, I finally got around to watching the Hobbit this past weekend. I was put off from watching it when it came out because, among other reasons, the reviews were bad. I didn’t like it for the following three reasons.

Filler, and lot’s of it. It definitely felt like they added an awful lot of padding to turn what was originally planned to be two movies into a trilogy. Some of the scenes felt unnecessary. From the very beginning, it took the characters about 45 minutes to leave Bilbo’s house and begin their “unexpected journey.”

Silliness: I understand The Hobbit was a children’s book, but there was way too much silliness in this movie. In the LOTR trilogy, all of the characters were portrayed with dignity. In those films, even the Orcs spoke more proper English than half the people I know. The Hobbits, the silliest of all the inhabitants of Middle-Earth, were funny, but not child-like. And what’s with all the singing? In this film, most of the characters were portrayed as caricature versions of themselves.

Predictability and repetitiveness. Maybe it was because I was not impressed and was picking out all the flaws, but the action scenes seemed to develop in typical Hollywood-like predictability. Like when the gang was trapped between a rock and a hard place, and you see Gandalf whisper something to a butterfly, what does it mean? It means eagles will wait until the last possible moment, and swoop in to rescue them. There was plenty more, but I’m getting angry just writing about it.

It feels like the second Star Wars trilogy all over again, only there were lots of Jar-Jars. The LOTR trilogy was not only a box office hit, it was critically acclaimed and won a total of 17 academy awards. This first of three films was nominated for 3 and won 0. Critically speaking, it was literally an epic fail.

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Papoy = A toy (from Despicable Me)

  • Gru: [sighs] It is just a toy, now stop it. [Agnes faints] Okay, Okay! I'll fix it! Tim! Mark! Phil! [three minions come in] This is very important. You have to get the little girl a new unicorn toy.
  • Minion #1: Eh? Bapoi? [gibberish]...bapoi?
  • Minion #2: No-no-no-no-no-no. Pa-poy.
  • Minion #1: Ah, Papoy! [the third minion chuckles]
  • Gru: Hey, hey, hey! A toy!
  • Minion #1: Da, da, da. Papoy. [scoffs]
  • Gru: Go, and hurry! [the three minions walk off]

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Vader & Son (by Chronicle Books)
Apparently there is a lighter side to the dark side (pun explicitly intended).
It’s so funny to think of Darth Vader, one of the best known villains in film, and any work of fiction for that matter, as a loving, playful father. If this children’s book doesn’t make you at least smile, there’s something wrong with you.
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Vader & Son (by Chronicle Books)

Apparently there is a lighter side to the dark side (pun explicitly intended).

It’s so funny to think of Darth Vader, one of the best known villains in film, and any work of fiction for that matter, as a loving, playful father. If this children’s book doesn’t make you at least smile, there’s something wrong with you.

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Movies! Movies! Movies!
A few memorable lines from a few memorable movies. I admit I don’t know all of them, but the ones I do know I can read in the actor’s own voice.
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A few memorable lines from a few memorable movies. I admit I don’t know all of them, but the ones I do know I can read in the actor’s own voice.

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Memorable dialogue from Nacho Libre

  • Esqueleto: I'm sick of hearing about your stupid orphans.
  • Nacho: What did you just say?
  • Esqueleto: I hate orphans!
  • Nacho: Say it again to my face.
  • Esqueleto: I hate them.
  • Nacho: Come again?
  • Esqueleto: I hate all the orphans in the WHOLE WORLD!
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This is where they fought the battle of Gettysburg. Fifty thousand men died right here on this field, fighting the same fight that we are still fighting among ourselves today. This green field right here, painted red, bubblin’ with the blood of young boys. Smoke and hot lead pouring right through their bodies. Listen to their souls, men. I killed my brother with malice in my heart. Hatred destroyed my family. You listen, and you take a lesson from the dead. If we don’t come together right now on this hallowed ground, we too will be destroyed, just like they were. I don’t care if you like each other or not, but you will respect each other. And maybe… I don’t know, maybe we’ll learn to play this game like men.

Coach Boone, played by Denzel Washington, from Remember The Titans, attempting to unite his racially segregated high school football team to play as a team. Classic.

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LEGO Lord of the Rings (by GameMuseOfficial)

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introspect37:

billionaire. playboy. genius. philanthropist. minion.
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billionaire. playboy. genius. philanthropist. minion.

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Every great film should seem new every time you see it.
Roger Ebert
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Sony Pirates Itself
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Sony Pirates Itself

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